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Iron Man that ho 

V. to meet a fly honey with braces at a bumpin party. Then, proceed to take her into a room with shag carpeting and shove and twist that ho's face into the carpeting until her braces have been adequately tangled in said carpet. After, proceed to have your way with her.
Wesley: Ew, dude, that chick has braces.

Derek: Whatever, man, I'd Iron Man that ho.
Iron Man that ho by Welryn October 10, 2008
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Iron Man that ho 

To Iron Man a ho is to proceed with sexual intercourse with said ho, until you feel the urge to climax. Before climax get a metal bucket then come inside of it. After that, put the bucket on your ho's head like a helmet. Once she has the Iron Man helmet on she must say, "I am Iron Man" in a robotic voice.
Last night I had to Iron Man that ho then punch her in the face to show her who her Iron Monger is.
Iron Man that ho by Oinkster July 1, 2008

ironman that ho

when you jizz on a ho back and then stick a sheet of tinfoil to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a metal cape. the same meaning of superman that ho but replace the blanket with tinfoil.
carter threatens katie that he will ironman that ho!
ironman that ho by bobbert sagget January 19, 2008

ironman that hoe 

while having sex with a girl from behind, before you orgasm, pull out...an iron pipe(literally, an iron pipe), and as she looks behind to see whats going on, smash her in the face with it, and then blow your load in her ear(because shes fucking unconscience, who cares)
Tre and lenika are fucking. she hears some rumbling behind her and looks, only to have a lead pipe across her head. tre screams out "i just ironman that hoe"
ironman that hoe by jdubb70 March 6, 2008
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