Iron Maiden. What to say? Iron Maiden is the greatest metal band to have ever existed, ever, and there is no arguing. Steve Harris is a fucking genius songwriter, not to mention the most Godlike bassist who EVER LIVED. You could basically cut off his hands, and he'd still be better than Les Claypool. He's that good. Don't forget, Bruce Dickinson is the most amazing singer, Dave Murray, Adrian Smith, and Janick Gers are the most amazing guitarists, and Nicko McBrain is the most amazing drummer to ever set foot anywhere in space. Ever.

Iron Maiden is not to be argued with, because their mascot Eddie, who is the fucking beastliest, coolest mascot EVER, will rip your head off. They are the greatest band ever, and people that like metal, but not Iron Maiden, should have their nipples ripped off and glued to their eyeballs.
Iron Maiden's best song is either "Hallowed be thy Name", "The Trooper", "Killers", or "Rime of the Ancient Mariner".

Maybe "Aces High".

Maidenhead: Iron Maiden fuckin roxorz my soxorz.
Fuckingdouche: Iron Maiden sucks.
*Maidenhead then proceeds to rip Fuckingdouche's pubic hair out and staple it to Fuckingdouche's face.
Fuckingdouche: You've converted me... Iron Maiden is fucking amazing.
Maidenhead: Damn straight.
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Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.
There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.
by Zach January 17, 2004
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UP THE IRONS

up there with disturbed and system of a down in my book though some of their songs sound really old they are still one of the awsomist bands ever
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by me monster September 10, 2008
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iron maiden is the suckiest, gayest band of all time. music for the souls of twisted, long haired, satanic bitches. HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THIS MADNESS: Carry a crucifix around and if one of these goths tries to hurt you, show him/her/it the crucifix: "OW! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!" I hate iron maiden.
"Somebody save me, its Iron Gayden, i mean iron maiden!"
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One of the toughest normal enemies that you fight in Resident Evil 4. They have spikes in them that extend when you are in range. The best way to defeat one is eiher a rocket launcher or the chicago typeweiter. The game tells you that you have to use the infrared scope and the sniper to defeat them but it is slow.
"I was playing re4 last night and an iron maiden killed me. It was an awesome death though"
by 12D3 December 4, 2008
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A shitty band.God you all must be tone-deaf or something.
iron maiden sucks just like gnr and motley crue suck
by fuck you faggots September 2, 2005
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