sober irishman

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish

If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003

sober Irishman

an impossibility

There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world

by Robbie J June 10, 2003

sober irishman

Rarest kind of Humans on Earth!!!

I don't Understand, a SOBER Irishman!! do they exist

by welsh moshur June 18, 2006

smoked irishman

From Liverpool.. another word for a Black Man...

'yeah he's a smoked irishman'

by Tremolo February 22, 2004

sober Irishman

A northern Free Presbytarian. but then they argue they were british rather than irish!

by beef hallion June 11, 2003

Mediterranean Irishman

An Italian. A person from Italy.

Giulio is a Mediterranean Irishman. He lives in Firenza.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Angry Irishman

The angry irishman is a retaliation for the women who wrap their legs around you during ejaculation, after the two of you agreed upon the pullout method of contraception. This also works after a broken or needle punctured condom. The male, having by no choice of his own, ejaculated into the woman, proceeds to clock her in the face with a potato sack. He then grabs the nearest hard alcohol bottle (preferrably Irish whiskey), jams it in her twat and empties it to kill the sperm.

The other night Jenna tried wrapping me to get her pregnant so I foiled her plan with the old Angry Irishman!

by Atomik Menace December 30, 2011