Irish Creamsicle 

When your having sex with a girl, you pull out right before you bust, and bust into your hand, then slap her with it.

That sex was horrible so I gave her an Irish Creamsicle

Irish Creamsicle by AlbacrazyHoswazie September 17, 2010

Irish Creamsicle 

An traditional act performed every St. Patrick's Day.

On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.

Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.

i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.

Irish Creamsicle by AeonicShadow August 2, 2025