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ipolar disorder
A sad modern affliction affecting anyone owning any technological object with an "apple" logo upon it. This illness leads to sufferers swinging from a "high" due to owning the aforesaid technological grail and being uniquely cool like all the other ithingummy owners, to a crushing depressive "low" when the person realizes they have paid a king's ransom for some hyped-up, over-marketed techno bauble and enhances their personality like toe jam does for foot hygiene.
Dude: Fuck what's with Nathan? He was all over me 10 minutes ago, showing off his new toy and that fucking app that tells you where all the manhole covers in your neighbourhood are located! And now, he's just snivelling in the corner, beating himself around the head with that ithing.
Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.
Dudess: Oh man, he's just suffering from ipolar disorder. If you want to really send him over the edge tell him Steve Jobs sucks balls for quarters.
ipolar disorder by Captain Screebo October 23, 2010
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iPodolatry
iPod players that suck up your time and attention, epicially those minis.
iPodders around the world are redding the needle in their insatiablity to acquire the latest accessories and music, there's now a thing called 'iPod envy' and..(wait for it):
playlistism!
iPodders around the world are redding the needle in their insatiablity to acquire the latest accessories and music, there's now a thing called 'iPod envy' and..(wait for it):
playlistism!
iPodolatry by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
iPolar
(adj.) When someone is one way in person, and a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT person online (on Facebook, in texts, IM, etc.), so much so that you wouldn't recognize them. The actual word has its roots in bi-polar and the way Apple puts a lowercase i in front of all their capitalized product names.
Psshh, don't listen to his stupid comments, the kid's iPolar. He acts super tough on Facebook, but he's nothing in real life.
Wow, I think Jess has iPolar-mania... she's really smart in person, Buwt r!t3z re4llii st00ped 1n textsssss!!!111one111 -.-
Wow, I think Jess has iPolar-mania... she's really smart in person, Buwt r!t3z re4llii st00ped 1n textsssss!!!111one111 -.-
iPolar by ThankYouDahling August 6, 2010
iGoola
A Zambian assisted shopping service meant to facilitate the purchase of new and used electronics from USA and UK.
iGoola is pronounced as i-goo-lah, “i” like in ice, “goo” like in good. Goola is a stylised spelling of “gula”, the Nyanja word for "buy".
The "i" refers to "internet" as well as the pronoun "I". So you can think of iGoola as "online/internet shopper" and also "I buy". Altogether, it encompasses the words "I'm an online shopper".
iGoola is pronounced as i-goo-lah, “i” like in ice, “goo” like in good. Goola is a stylised spelling of “gula”, the Nyanja word for "buy".
The "i" refers to "internet" as well as the pronoun "I". So you can think of iGoola as "online/internet shopper" and also "I buy". Altogether, it encompasses the words "I'm an online shopper".
iPolar
When you think your battery will last, but it fails to stay on. In other words, you're happy just to have battery power, then you quickly become depressed because it died.
iPolar by xpaperheartsx September 26, 2007
iKoolaid
Derogatory term for Apple's integrated user interface experience for iPad, iPhone, and iPod Touch (and more loosely Apple computers). Reference is to a mass suicide/murder by a religious group who were given Koolaid laced with poison by their leaders. The implication is using one Apple product leads to acceptance of others.
He can't buy an iPod because he's afraid once he drinks Apple's iKoolaid he'll end up with the whole suite Then all his friends will raze him about all his anti-Apple rants.
iKoolaid by Captain Smokeblower April 22, 2011