iPod Ears

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.

This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.

iPod Ears by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

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iPod Ears

When something someone said is misheard because one's hearing has been damaged by excessive iPod usage on high volume. Often results in the misinterpratioin of the intended message.

Man, I asked Ashley if she wanted to get take-out, but she thought I said "make-out," that chicks got iPod ears...

iPod Ears by Mr.Cheesy June 14, 2007

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Ipod Ears

When your not used to the headphones that come with your Ipod and they fall out all the time.

Guy 1: Ergh im seriously thinking of ditching my Ipod! These little earphone things keep falling out!

Guy 2: Hang in there mate! You just havnt got you Ipod ears yet!

Ipod Ears by Charly09 January 26, 2009

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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