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Internet Retardation

The devastating mental deterioration of Internet users. The process typically begins when visiting 4chan, Twitter, Reddit, or Discord. Users who frequent these sites often despise each other, and are all unable to function in real life. Symptoms of Internet retardation are also present in the younger generation, such as gachatards and Roblox users. Older generations who use Facebook will also suffer from Internet Retardation. Internet retardation is a global phenomena that can be prevented. Methods such as touching grass and talking to people in real life can help.
4chan btard : n*gger n*gger guys look at me I said the n word!!!!!! I hate tranny sped kids!!!!!! I'm so edgy guys!!
Twitter stan: sllaayyyyyy đź’… #cancelwhitepeople #menareevil #dreamfootfetishacceptance #whydidmydadleaveme
Redditard: Keanu big chungus 42069 lmao! I wonder why nobody laughs when I blast the Soviet national anthem!
Discord mod: I will ban you if you talk to my kitten like that. Follow #rules bud. Nobody gets in the way of me and my 9yr old anime pfp girlfriend.

Normie: I have a normal life and don't spend 25 hours a day online. How's your day? By the way, have you heard of incels? Must be tough having internet retardation.
Internet Retardation by Niga Jonsin October 19, 2022

internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

Internet Retardation

A state in which influencers/idiots succumbed to doing retarded and thoughtless act to get famous over social media. Many so called “influencers” have been injured by this.
Logan Paul has made fun of a suicide man hanging on a tree and has become an Internet Retardation.
Internet Retardation by anonymous January 7, 2021

Internet self-retardation 

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.
Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026