it is the act of getting blown by some one covered in bees while you are wearing a panda head doing a hand stand naked up against a wall eating a lexington steel topping pizza, and they are shooting ping pong balls at your face and they are wearing a shirt of Ray (aka BrownMan) dueling Rita Repulsa who is using fluttershy and he is using applejack. Then when done they cool of using the banana fan and the Susan Surandon fan.
Andrew and Gator were internet boxing but she didn't finish and he had to cool down alone
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.