Urban Dictionary: Intercept

Cock interception

1. noun. The occurrence of a cock block by a gay man

2. Verb. The act of cock blocking by a gay man.

Yeah I was mackin on her and then her gay friend grabbed her for a dance. What a cock interception.

by GrizzlyAdams78 December 03, 2009

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cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls

I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before

by flapjackal May 22, 2015

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intercepting a hike

epic shit, preferably performed by men at Niagara Wheatfield High School during gym. Must be at least 6'5'' to occur

Intercepting a hike is done when Grant takes a hike from the other team in the championship game and returns it for a touchdown

by G Moneyyyyy November 13, 2010

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to intercept a diarrhea

When you feel you probably got a diarrhea and dont want to shit for hours and have stomach crams and feel sick, you can intercept the diarrhea. All you need is to make an enema to get the "diarrhea shit" out quickly. Then your diarrhea is over within a few minutes.

Joe: Hey bill, how are you?
Bill: Well joe, I am great. Early at morning i felt sick and thought I probably got the shit so i decided to intercept it.

Joe: Intercept?
Bill: Yes, Intercept. "To intercept a diarrhea" means if you think you got the shit, you just do an enema to end it quickly!
Joe: Oh wow. Good idea.

by Sir Asbestos March 01, 2020