Flight Instructor Special 

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.

Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.

Flight Instructor Special by Bigg Bill October 20, 2008

Flight Instructor Special 

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.

Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.

Flight Instructor Special by Bigg Bill October 18, 2008

ski instructor 

A term used on meet-up sites like Craigslist to denote a person who will bring coke, or possibly tradde coke for favors. A woman looking for coke is a ski bunny. A guy looking for coke can be referred to as a ski bum, but the better definition of that term is someone who always bums coke.

Ski bunny looking for ski instructor. I like mountains with multiple lifts, long lines, and no ski bums.

ski instructor by iiams October 10, 2005

Ski Instructor 

Code for a cocaine dealer. Derived from the terms associated with cocaine like "snow" and "lift tickets".

Hey man, call that Ski Instructor and get those lift tickets.

Ski Instructor by Favnuts April 25, 2008

swimming instructor 

One who is sneezed on, kicked, cried at and generaly critisized for attempting to make your kid not sink to the bottom of the pool. An occupation involving hours of cold water and silly songs.

When Timmy didn't complete level 6 I sure gave that swimming instructor a peice of my mind!

The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'

swimming instructor by Khezef June 27, 2008

Scuba Instructor 

A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.

I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!

Scuba Instructor by FatFreddie75 December 4, 2018

Airplane instruction videos from the 80's 

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

Airplane instruction videos from the 80's by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016