Instagramsome 

A person who is only attractive on Instagram.

Example: "Yo, Meredith's new man is hot." "Naw, I saw him in person--he's just instagramsome. .

Instagramsome by BabaG August 17, 2014

Weaboo Instagrammer 

A weaboo fag who posts fag content to Instagram such as them eating sushi with their perfected chopsticks skills (or any other Japanese food typically presented in anime, manga, ect.), cosplay, bragging about his Japan culture-filled room, or just being a plain bitch and posting their my anime list with about 100 entries (most of them being plan to watch) and bragging about it. These creatures are also known for liking their own pics and bombarding the comments with hash tags.

Weaboo1: Dude I discovered a guy on Instagram that is like the most awesome person ever. His Instagram name is Weaboo Instagrammer 69 He posts alot of anime-related things and he has 32 watched anime. 32!

Weaboo2: Dude you and that guy are like the biggest weaboos I have ever seen. You probably haven't even watched Naruto or Sword Art Online. And FYI, I don't meant to brag or anything but like, I've watched 56.

Weaboo Instagrammer by thatonewierddude June 21, 2016

Instagrammer 

Instagrammer simply means a person who gets on Instagram. Better used for a person who gets on often or is obsessive over insta.

Your such an instagrammer. Every time I'm with you your on Instagram!

Instagrammer by Mekakitty cullen June 21, 2014

Instagramoeba 

A single-celled organism which communicates with the outside world almost exclusively using Instagram to seek attention from strangers by posting heavily colour-corrected pictures of itself and it’s mundane, unfulfilled existence.

Instagramoebas mostly find it difficult to communicate under any other social conditions and seem to spend roughly 50% of their time staring into their phone.

- I can’t figure out if Anna was being rude or she’s just shy but she always seems more interested in her phone than talking to anyone for more than about 30 seconds.

- She’s turning into a bit of an Instagramoeba, it’s true.

Instagramoeba by Stivchik October 17, 2018

Shitty Instagrammer 

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.

hey jimmy is a shitty instagrammer.

Shitty Instagrammer by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019

Instagrammer-Scammer 

Scam/con artist who finds targets/victims through social media, or a person who acts like, or looks like one.

Being a woman I hadn’t been called ‘handsome’ since the summer of 1851. So I was intrigued by his message request and clear appreciation for Neoclassics. It wasn’t long before I reluctantly realized this ‘mail-shot to the heart’. He wasn’t interested, but another broke Instagrammer-scammer blindly broad-targeting for a sugar-daddy.

Instagrammer-Scammer by Bee Sixx March 17, 2022