inflationship

The added committment that goes along with the length and intensity of a relationship.

First he left his toothbrush at my place, now he wants me to call him rather than texting. It looks like I'm in an inflationship :)

by cdafox July 15, 2010

Inflationship

To date purely to split the cost of shelter, groceries and gas.

Their relationship was was one of convenience---they both supported each other's lifestyles by covering half their costs of living, it was an inflationship.

by TitofromTucson June 9, 2023

Isolationship

Long- or short-distance relationship between two people kept apart due to shelter-in-place constraints.

Their hot and heavy isolationship was getting weird, the limits of cyber romance coming clear. She lived three blocks away from him, they hadn't been able to see the other for two weeks, each of them trapped in their apartments.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

isolationship

The deep sense of connection to self and house mates developed after long periods of social distancing.

“Due to this pandemic, I’ve entered into an isolationship with my self and family over these many long days and nights.”

by SalvyZ March 21, 2020

iRelationship

The perverse relationship that develops between an iProduct and its new owner. The new iOwner will usually only talk about the new iProduct and like new parents talking about their baby, everything in the conversation will lead back to the iProduct.

It is best not to interfere in iRelationships, the couple can be like Gollum and the Ring!

Boy: Matt never comes out anymore since he bought that iPad
Girl: Dude, he's in an iRelationship!

Boy: I was playing cards the other day and...
Girl: Hey I have a card app on my iPad (whips out iPad)
Boy: Girl, you're in an iRelationship!

by GWMcL March 7, 2011