Incarceritus 

The disease you suddenly aquire when you are pulled over by the police. For instance, "I have heart palpitations ", "I have whiplash"

He suddenly had Incarceritus when he was pulled over for not wearing his seatbelt and had warrants.

Incarceritus by JimmyJames16 February 25, 2020

incarceritis

Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.

"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".

incarceritis by AngryJL January 2, 2008

Incarceritis

• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.

• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.

• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.

That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.

Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!

Incarceritis by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

incarciritis 

The mysterious and often extremely sudden coming on of an illness upon learning that one is going to be arrested and put in jail.

That guy got some incarciritis when I asked him to stand up and put his hands behind his back.

incarciritis by trevor51590 June 26, 2009

Incarceritis

Finding out you are going to jail and suddenly becoming ill....requiring and ambulance.

Looks like Sally's case of incarceritis might keep her out of the holding cell for at least two hours.

Incarceritis by late147 January 24, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020