in bed 

Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.

"You have very good skills and exceptional talents" in bed.

in bed by Benho July 6, 2004

in bed 

Sharing intelligence, typically used by intelligence agencies.

The FBI was in bed with the NSA.

in bed by g2ul October 11, 2020

in bed 

Words added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty. Works best when no one is expecting it, but always leads to an entertaining conversation. Overuse may cause your friends to pretend they're annoyed, but really they don't know what they'd do without you constantly twisting everything. When used in conjunction with that's what she said it can make class a lot more fun; especially choir because lyrics and vocal excerises are perfect source material. Abbreviated I.B.

Person 1: "She's very talented."
Person 2: "In bed!"

Person 1: "Make it look good!"
Person 2: "In bed!"

...you get the idea

in bed by whohastoknow January 24, 2011

in bed 

Words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of Winston Churchill.

Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed

in bed by Raam June 16, 2006

in bed 

1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.

Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?

in bed by Sarah January 23, 2004

In bed 

Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.

Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed

In bed by joe725 May 4, 2008

In bed 

A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!

1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....

In bed by SilvaSanman February 29, 2008