In bed

Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.

Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed

by joe725 May 4, 2008

In bed

A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!

1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....

by SilvaSanman February 29, 2008

bed bed bed

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.

"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"

by G. Thomas August 9, 2006

bed

A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.

I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!

by MatsumotoMania December 5, 2013

bed

my favourite place

mum: get out of bed
me: no

by wins May 3, 2011

bedding it

when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"

This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it

Mate : You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

OR

Mate: You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

by Persiflage X June 30, 2010

bed

A word that looks like what it is.

yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.

by insideout hamster December 30, 2009