in a bitch

the boysof the stratford btec crew , found they all chopped and changed similar women so much , they startedto say in a bitch to one another , instead of in a bit

Dude one:ILater Dan you munkey hanger
Dude two:In a bitch you fudder mukker.

by D July 24, 2004

Twelve Bitches in a Bitch Boat

As used in 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' it describes a feeling of extreme pain or discomfort.

"It hurt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat!' or "After that party I felt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat..."

by QCSabotage March 8, 2009

Bitches in a Bitch Boat

Used to example a certain extremity of pain or suprise. Usually used with a number, commonly 2-10, depending on how painful / suprising the occurrence was.

Examples; "I got a tattoo on my lung, and I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat!"

"Then Joe came right on Bob's face! Man, that was as suprising as a bitch in a bitch boat!"

by Scott & Jimmy September 7, 2008

shit in a bitch

(shit-in-a-bich). Next level in the expletive series of shit. Generally used to express disdain for a person, object or event. Can also be used as a empathetic term or as a term of community (see examples)

I totally forgot that was due today. Shit in a bitch!

-or-

Shit in a bitch. that sucks.

-or-

a: Lets go to that party tonight!
a&b: SHIT IN A BITCH!

by Alan Ada January 7, 2009

Eight Bitches in a Bitch Boat

Used when something sucks so incredibly bad that no other adjective will suffice. Also used when one can not think of a suitable word or phrase to describe a situation that can't be any worse.

"Dude I heard what happened to your car, that sucks worse then eight bitches in a bitch boat."

by "Fid" June 12, 2007

stay in a bitch place

When a girl is talking out of line, you put her back in her place by smacking some sense into her and telling her to “stay in a bitch place!”

Brad: And then dude, Corey passed the ball to the wrong person, cause us to lose the game.

Brad’s girl: Wow, that’s such a dumb move.

Brad: *Smacks some sense into her* SHUT UP WHORE! I wasn’t talking to you, stay in a bitch place!

by Jxrdn November 13, 2023

In a minute bitch

Phrase used to denounce a mistress or side girlfriend who has taken her role too seriously, or is attempting to become your primary partner instead of a meaningless conjugal visit. First appeared in Too Short's "Introducing the MOB Figgaz" LP, but more recently has been included in The Husalah's "Hustlin Since the 80s" LP.

*Tori is attempting to reason with Sebastian over him wanting to end their fling

Tori: SEBASTIAN I GAVE YOU ALL OF ME, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME A PIECE OF YOU!
Sebastian: In a minute bitch! (salutes tori, and walks off)

by Filipino Pride July 6, 2009