Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.
Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020
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A sausage infested with the herp wrapped in some stank stank.
Ryan’s chongy boi found it’s way the the patch, so corned beef and cabbage time!
by RollsLikePoop July 17, 2022
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old man's sack. also known as his shlong
this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage
by Jonas1989 November 8, 2007
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/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.
"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"
by Chros April 5, 2017
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An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
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Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.
"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"
by Brothy Water March 31, 2023
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