Someone who is worse than both Hitler and Stalin yet no one seems to talk about.
Hey man I support Bernie Sanders
Shut up Mao Zedong
by George W Nixon November 7, 2017
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A play on words that seem to be referring to the dictator Mao Zedong (Tse-tung) as being a law-abiding citizen, when in fact the phrase refers to LOFLMAO, a variation of ROFLMAO, meaning LOL'ing on the floor laughing. Despite the inherent redundancy, this phrase has been slowly growing in use as internet chat rooms seek newer ways to express themselves.
chadbrochillz18: I thought the new Twilight movie was pretty good.
PeteZombie: ....orly?
chadbrochillz18: Yah, Rob Pat is on top of his game. As was Shark Boy.
PeteZombie: GTFO. NOW.
*chadbrochillz banned
bloodninja2: Lawful Mao, sir.
PeteZombie: You too.
by BloodninjaApprentice December 24, 2009
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People paid by the Chinese communist regime to comment on posts about China and the Chinese people that promote the Communist party line. In Chinese: 五毛. The term actually means 50 cents.
I posted my video blog to YouTube and the Wu Mao's came out with huge hate comments.
by CampbellFrank November 19, 2018
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Short-hand for pepperoni mushroom pizza.
Man 1: Man, I'm so hungry!
Man 2: Bro, let's get some peppe mao!
Man 1: I LOVE peppe mao, let's go to that pizzeria down the street!
by MaudA April 27, 2012
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The act of licking a chick's beav.
I cracked her legs wide open and got a muff mao goin'
by Chump Diesel October 3, 2008
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The first Chinese guy you may name besides Jackie Chan.
OP: Quick! Name a Chinese person who is not Jackie Chan.
Anonymous: Mao Zepingpong.
by お疲れ様でした‮ November 21, 2010
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The act of jizzing in someone's face, usual in the ocular region, to the extent that they squint for days afterwards.
What's with Sarah's eyes?
Oh, I gave that slut the Emperor Mao last night.
by Bruce Lee March 1, 2005
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