Impenetrable

1. Impossible to get in or through: Not able to be passed through or entered.

2. Incomprehensible: Impossible to understand or discern.

3. Closed to influence: Not open to intellectual or moral influences, impressions, or ideas.

1. The woods formed an impenetrable barrier.
2. An impenetrable legal jargon.

by Jafje March 31, 2007

Impenetrable bush

A large amount of hair located around the buttocks and anal region. Some people decide not to shave this region due to the fact that it renders the individual immune to any attempts at sodomy.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I heard your homeboy just got out of the pen, did he get it up the butt at all?"
Dude 2: "Nah doggy, that mutha fucka's ass has an impenetrable bush, no one got near that shit."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

impenetrable fortress

A woman, or man, who is so 'untouchable' that she seems to be an impenetrable fortress.

Ryan: Damn, see that impenetrable fortress over there?
Andrew: Ouff man, you don't stand a chance.

by Kldcs Nerd November 26, 2009

impenetrable dome

An imbecilic, ex-president’s delusional campaign platform for re-election-, after already losing the popular vote twice.

Donald Trump said he will build an “impenetrable dome” to protect the US from missile attacks.

by MildredP January 28, 2023

impenetrance

Inability of a man to penetrate his penis into the vagina of his partner due to various factors like erectile dysfunction.

The guy is down in the dumps because he has recently developed impenetrance.

by uttam maharjan January 30, 2010