Skip to main content

Immediate Capitalism

A phase of capitalism characterized by the relentless compression of time into the present moment. Production cycles are shortened to just‑in‑time; labour is fragmented into gigs that pay immediately; consumption is frictionless one‑click; and profit is extracted from every second of attention. Immediate capitalism dissolves planning horizons, destroys stable employment, and externalizes the costs of speed onto workers and the environment. It is capitalism that has learned to monetise the gap between now and later.
Example: “The app paid her after each delivery, but she had no savings, no benefits, and no schedule for next week—immediate capitalism, where the present is everything and the future belongs to no one.”

Immediate Consumerism

A consumer culture that prioritises instant possession, instant gratification, and instant disposal. Products are designed for immediate use and rapid obsolescence; shopping is frictionless and constant; regret is deferred. Immediate consumerism feeds on impulse, engineered by one‑click purchasing, endless scrolling, and same‑day delivery. It discourages reflection, comparison, or waiting, turning consumption into a reflex rather than a choice.

Example: “She saw an ad, clicked, and the package arrived before she could ask herself if she needed it—immediate consumerism, where thought is the only barrier to purchase, and barriers are removed.”
Immediate Capitalism mug front
Get the Immediate Capitalism mug.
See more merch
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026