1. An phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent.
2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.
2. A phrase used frequently by Tobias Bluth from Arrested Development.
by Antonym Phantonym May 18, 2009
Get the If you will mug.an overused saying, that asks for your permission to say something differently than expected, usually because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.
The weatherman said that a catagory 5 hurricane named Debbie, a big ass storm, if you will, would be hitting New York City this week.
by Deborah Spicer September 11, 2008
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A phrase used to excuse the lack for a better word and/or kill any awkward tension in the air after mentioning something mildly aggressive or sexual.
by LunaLee April 18, 2010
Get the if you will mug.If you do not use a condom durring your sexual intercourse, you will "lock" due to the male circumcision wile having an orgasm and ejaculate all over the females uteris and get her pregnant threw SEVERE PAIN in the penis head.
FUCK, my father had me circumcised! I didn't know, I fuck some chick and "locked" inside her vagina and cummed,
I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!
now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!
I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!
"If you don't use it, You will loose it."
I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!
now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!
I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!
"If you don't use it, You will loose it."
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