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Idkwtftty 

I Don't Know What The Fuck To Tell You
Teacher: why did you do soo poorly at the exam, I though you studied for it.
Student: idkwtftty, I did my best, the exam was f-ing hard.
Idkwtftty by Raff7 July 11, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
Friend: Dude, remember hitting on that hippopotamus last night at the club?

Me: Dude, idkwtfyta
idkwtfyta by Michael Marciano January 17, 2008
Related Words
I don't know what the fuck this is.
*on social media*

Joe: what a weird animal, what species is it?
Mandy: idkwtfti
Idkwtfti by Sacks March 30, 2015
"I don't want to talk to you" (usually used in instant messaging)
tom: hi
jessie: idwttty
idwttty by julybabylaur April 11, 2015

idnwtttyl 

Abbreviation for I do not want to talk to you later.
Ashley: Hey Josh, I don't think this is going to work out..and I think we should just be friends.

Josh: Whaatt,, why, what went wrong.

Ashley: I can't explain now, I will ttyl.

Josh: idnwtttyl.

idkwtftmba 

I don't know what the F*** that means but anyway...
I think the words say it all, but basically, when there is something you completely don't understand, but don't care to take the time to understand it.
Umm, I have no idea what kind of situation i could give an example of... How's about: A nerd tells ya some stuff about computers that is too freakin' complicated for any non superbrained human to understand. So you say: Idkwtftmba!
idkwtftmba by The O'Connell guy July 10, 2006

idkwtftm 

I don't know what the fuck that means
Jack: "Hey, look at that little squirt shred the gnar gnar."

Zed: "IDKWTFTM"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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