The middle of the month, March, specifically March 15. To summarize, this is the day Julius Caesar died, who was assassinated by his friends. Supposedly, Julius' friends thought he gained too much power, so they stabbed him 23 times.
Fortune Teller: Julius, beware...BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!
1. I'm your vehicle baby I'll take you anywhere you want to go I'm your vehicle woman by now I'm sure your know That I love you Need you I want to got to have you child great god in heaven you know I love you
2. Et tu, Brute!
3. have you paid your taxes yet, tax day isnt that far away, only one month
(also abbreviated, but rare, as The Ides): the period between March 10 and 19 (March 19 inclusive).
Gaius Julius Caesar (Caesar's full Latin name) was assassinated during The Ides of March, the date most often accepted being March 15. Therefore, according to my family tradition, never give your sweetheart flowers during The Ides of March, even if it is her birthday.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*