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Izzo Icicles 

Spooge that hits and hangs from your desk, after you've been masturbating at work.
Co-worker 1: Did you just see what she was wearing?
Co-worker 2 (sitting at desk): Hell yeah, now I have to check for Izzo Icicles under my desk.

Test Icicles 

1. To test an icicle
2. A very good english band made up of three very good looking boys: Sam E Danger, Raaary Decihells, and DevMetal.
1. Primitive men used to Test Icicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon
2. Test Icicles is the shit, fo reeeeeeeeel.
Test Icicles by gahdgfdvbd October 14, 2005
The cum/slobber that drips off a whore's chin after a really sloppy blowjob.
Did you see the icicles hanging off that whore's chin??! After deep throating johnny's giant wang Jenny had 2 huge icicles hanging from her chin.
Icicles by The Icicle King September 8, 2009

Mexican Icicles

This requires a mexican girl with long gooch hair. SO basically this is where you cum on the bitches gooch hair and allow time to harden.
That mexican icicles are like hair gel for the gooch.
Mexican Icicles by CURT BITCH October 8, 2006

anus icicles 

The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.
anus icicles by josh reauz April 24, 2014

Alaskan Icicle 

The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.
"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."

Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."