Definitions by Parz

Italy

Great food.
Great people.
Great history.
Great sites.

Plus it's shaped like a boot. Cool.

Visit Italy.
Explode France.

French tourist 1: Italy isn't THAT great.

French tourist 2: But it says here that the Romans invented roads, organised armies, and modern civilization itself!

French tourist 1: They could never beat our Asterix, though!

French tourist 2: You're right, harh harh!!

*both sips wine and hop home*

Italy by Parz July 27, 2006

mario 

Italian plumber who spends most of his days jumping on turtles, walking mushrooms, saving princesses, eating spaghetti and such in a very amusing manner. This has made him a multi-millionaire and his own long running series of successful video games based on his life. He also coined the catchphrase "mamma mia!" Though it had been used by Abba, Don Corleone, and a legion of stereotypical italians before him. He can also jump 10 feet high, which is a supreme triumph for anyone with an ass as fat as his.

"Mamma mia, Donkey Kong, how wasa youa famous before a Mario!?"

mario by Parz July 27, 2006

muppet

A tad dumber than the average dickhead.

"You dropped me hotdog, you bleedin' muppet!"

muppet by Parz July 26, 2006

benefits 

Gives Chavs and Chavettes an excuse to breed excessively.

"Fuckin' c'mon, Katie, jus' one more o' these lil' bastards an' we can get on some fuckin' benefits!"

benefits by Parz July 26, 2006