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IT crush 

n. When a technically inept computer user or geek-wannabe repeatedly hassles a legitimate IT (information technology) person in an attempt to befriend them and pick their brain for free computer knowledge. The person with the IT crush can't be bothered with reading books themselves, and also considers you be their personal IT person and will email you directly instead of opening a support case through proper channels. The IT crush may also go so far as insisting on being on your IM buddy list, and sends you 'helpful' email like computer advertisements and virus warnings, cartoons, etc..

Usually the most prone to latch on are also the most prone to be infected by a trojan or virus.
1. "Dude, Kevin in purchasing keeps hanging out in my cube wanting to talk computers and pestering me with questions about his home wireless router. I think he's developing an IT crush on me."

2. "I ran this attachment I got but nothing happened. Can you run it on your machine and see what you think?"

3. "btw did you see Dilbert today? Hilarious!"
IT crush by Tim Barrett May 16, 2008
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Candy Crush It 

To commence having sex with your girlfriend while she is playing the game Candy Crush.
She was ignoring me on her phone so I just began to Candy Crush It.
Candy Crush It by Devise November 22, 2014

crush it 

To accomplish or take in, ingest.
That sub sandwich is unstoppable, crush it. Jamie crushes papers like they're mcdonald's double cheese burgers at 2 am.
crush it by stew herrity August 4, 2007

Crush It 

crazy rough vaginal sex
damn that chick is hot, i wanna crush it!
Crush It by jim mcneil September 30, 2005

crush it 

To create a really good musical experience, usually heard on highly bloggable, highly relevant blog HIPSTER RUNOFF when referring to a live show.
Best Coast crushed it last night at the Music Hall of Williamsburg

MIA, didn't crush it tho on the recent talk show she went on
crush it by Spaghetti oOoOO's November 5, 2010

crush it, crush 

To fuck someone enthusiasticly
If I had the chance i would just crush J-LO.
J-LO, I just want you to know i would love to crush it.

Crush It 

To have a bowel movement.
Dude, I wouldn't go in there; I just crushed it pretty badly.
Crush It by Chris Payne April 2, 2005
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