A term referring to a woman whose appearance can range from really good looking to downright ugly. As a result, males cannot categorize such a female on a scale of 1-10 as her ranking is incredibly volatile. Thus, their attractiveness is simplified to a different scale for this rare category of women which is marked by a +1 for looking good at the time or -1 for looking bad on an occasion, hence the term ion.
Damn that girl is such an ion, yesterday I would've banged her for sure but today she looks like snooki's asshole.
by Slumdog23 October 27, 2010
Small piece of shit town, in the middle of fucking nowhere, Amador county.
All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.
All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.
by LivyBitch. April 2, 2011
ion is a short word used during texting; when a person doesn't feel like using "I don't" they combine the word and make ion
Mariah ion want to wash those dishses today! Carrie ion feel like washing them either so get on your job!
by BrenTheDefintionOfReal February 26, 2018
by dpoderman February 18, 2019
Ion is someone who doesnt understand reality. Ion likes to bash people behind their back and make them needlessly suffer. Believes everything their so called friends say about someone, especially if it's a George Clooney meme.
...ion..., you just never listen to the right people. You should call that girl and ask her what's up, even though you make fun of everything about her.
by Juuuusssstthetruuuuuth January 8, 2019
An acronym for in other news, used to abruptly segue into a different topic in the same post. Compare BTW.
... So yeah, my g/f is bound to dump me any day now. ION, Guitar Hero 3 is the awesomest thing in the history of stuff.
by adick87 February 17, 2008
conjunction of i and don’t ( eye-ownt )
by a bitch named trish September 21, 2019