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Text speck acronym for "It's On Bitch."
Retard #1 texts Retard #2: "I don't appreciate what you said about my mother on your blog!"

Retard #2 texts Retard #1: "GFY"

Retard #1 texts Retard #2: "IOB"

Retard #1 and Retard #2 then beat each other up with golf clubs and baseball bats.
IOB by Maniac in a Speedo October 3, 2009
IOB is short for Influx of Bitches, a term used for when a large group or pack of girls enters a room, usually girls famous for being together or else anticipated by the people already in said room. Can also be used in reference to irritating girls, or to hot girls observed by bros.
Guy 1: Yo man, Cammie and all her friends just showed up!
Guy 2: Haha wow, IOB am I right??
IOB by GingerAiled August 27, 2011
Related Words
IOB • Iobe • Iobed • Iobida • iobidium • iobilh • Iobish • Ioboboboboboonoskai • ioby • Siy Iob
Boi spelled backwards. It's what you call someone when they say BOI too much.
Clare: BOI! Why would you do that?

Will: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING IOB!!
Iob by baredof June 4, 2018
basically it's Yis Boi but in reverse
Are finished in the assignments?
Siy Iob
Siy Iob by yokaipiero January 8, 2021
to Iob; is to use the ring and middle finger, of the left hand (important to not use the right hand), and pleasure a female. Origins of a young man who invented the Iob, not the first to perform it, that being a close friend of his, but the first to perfect it.
Ricky walks into a party and sees a group of bitches just chillin. So he walks up and grabs and her and says "bitch it's not your day" performs The Iob, fast and well. Girl is left pleasured and wanting more.
The Iob by Dirtyflow April 22, 2011
A vicious and tough person . Superior and strong.
That person over there is a proper iobidium .
iobidium by Ibb October 29, 2021
Iobe=n-word
Iobe by big Tyrome March 7, 2019
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