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Internet users 

internet users are idiots with no life
dude did you see those internet users?

Average Internet User 

Your Average Internet Users age normally ranged from 12-17 sometime 9-11. Mostly they are just assholes that say that Gen Z is soft but then dox people for having a different opinion *cough* *cough* jelly*cough*bean situation. They also send death threats to people and commit numerous crimes on the internet that can get them sent to prison. They have practically no motor skills and stereotype everything. Long story short they’re egotistical assholes that don’t need to be on the internet.
Jellybean Fan:Yo do you like Jellybean?
Average Internet User:You like jellybean? CLOWN

Jellybean fan I just like Jellybean what’s wrong with that?
Average Internet User:YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPNION THAN ME SO THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD BE DOXXED AND HARASSED!
Jellybean fan:What?🤨

Old Stock Internet User

An internet user that began using the inter before 2007.

After the term old stock Canadian.
Joe joined the internet in 2000, making him an Old Stock Internet User.

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff) 

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019