inning

3 strike outs in a row.

OMFG, I can't believe he did a whole inning.

by South Side K dawg March 11, 2008

inning

To "in" an embarrassing gay or lesbian person; the opposite of outing someone. To try to hide that they are GLBT because they are so conservative, usually employed as shock jocks or twisted journos.

"Did you hear that Alan Jones was gay?"
"Shut your mouth! We're inning that loser!"

by Kentoonist September 30, 2012

Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.

I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

seventh inning sketch

Leaving a function or gathering abruptly and discreetly in order to perform a sketchy or devious deed.

Brad: This bar is fun and the friends are cool but i'm jonesing for some cocaine
Darren: Well we could perform a seventh inning sketch and return with an eight ball lickety split
Brad:...sweet *pops off an ice cold hang ten*

by 420DapperDude69 July 3, 2009

7th Inning Stretch

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.

Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.

by Elegance January 31, 2010

7th Inning Stretch

A part of the bases system- it requires a male and female either naked or partially naked sexually wrestling each other. The winner is the more dominant of the two.

"Dude! I got to the 7th inning stretch with Lizzy! I almost ejaculated!"

by MLIAveragejoe November 8, 2009

Dirty Inning

When your partner sticks a finger in your dirty ass that you haven't washed in days.

Chris: dude, we're banging like rabbits and out of nowhere she comes at me like bases loaded, 3 &2, pulls the pitcher jams her finger in my ass and gives me a dirty inning.

John: HaHa, at least I got a clean inning from Jen after I showered the other day.

by TheC.E.O. November 2, 2016