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In a second 

You would instantly without stalling, Do it. Whether its do a goat or woman or man... In a second can also mean to have sex with a girl without even thinking about it. Like when you see a ugly chick, you think about it "Would I do her?"... But if its "In a second"... No thinking... Just straight up wam wam!
*Bri'ish girls walk past shayne*

Shayne : Holy crap! IN A SECOND!!


*Gay men walk past*

Snep t3h pwnz : IN A SECOND!! OMFG WAFFLE RAFLS
In a second by darkmyst September 19, 2005
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In A Second 

When A Guy Sees A Very HOT Girl And Would Have A Sex With Her With No Hesitation.He Wouldn't Need To Think About It Has Within A Second, He's All Over Her
- Also Accompanied By Holding Out A Strong Fist With The Right Hand And Smacking It On The Open Palm Of The Left Hand.
*english girl walks by*
Dmitri:I would so mack that!In a second!
Guy One: Oh true that ese'


*two English girls walk by*
Guy One: Let me guess, mack that in a sec....
*Dmitri all over the two english girls*
In A Second by dmitri_lukin_x September 19, 2005

You wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby 

A phrase frequently spoken by losers that complain about snowflakes, Ironically they are the same people that cry when a game adds a non binary option.
Person 1: You know what I think that we should add a non binary to games to make it more inclusive.
Person 2: wow what a snowflake, you wouldn't last a second in a MW2 lobby. Anyways time to go complain on reddit about how black people have rights.

POETRY IN A SECOND 

The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))
Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!
POETRY IN A SECOND by mayusca October 3, 2022

in a Hot New York second 

Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!

every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa 

Used as a "meme", sometimes angers people but often its funny, not if you use it everytime. Anyways uhm-- we all know that, it passes everywhere. WOOOWWW I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!
friend: every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa.
Me: we all know that
Friend: ok
Me: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend:shut up now

Every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa 

wow, are u srs? U really searched this?
Bro, just a random meme, u really though this wouldn't be in the dictionary? Well now it is so tell your DAD💀 JK U DONT HAVE ONE💀💀
md: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend: im blocking you