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Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx 

A curse that happens after a sports personality appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated. After they appear on the cover, they have a bad performance.
I just hope our team isn't the latest victim of the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx

Sports Illustrated 

Something this isn't.
"This isn't sports illustrated...... How is this team's name URBAN SLANG? You want sports? This definition is a pile of steaming horse-hockey!!" -- Some obnoxious sack of horse shit

Dope Illustrations 

A group full of tooted up trucks that will guaranteed fuck your girlfriend and make your mom wet. They’ve got large cocks and will beat the shit out of you for talkin shit. DI run it!
“omg is that fivestar?” fuck no it’s dope illustrations bitchhhhhhhh

Dope illustrations 

A group of posers who are bitch made and think they’re stock troks are the best in the country. While most are clapped and daddy’s and mommy’s money.
what’s Dope illustrations? Bitch made ass niggas

f4 illustrator 

gun that killed the dinasours; can go through a stampede of elephants with ease; more powerfull than anything; made of a special aloy; burly; not intended for actual usage.
look at that semi truck pull that f4..it can't, oh my god its an f4, f4 "vs" the world= end of the world,
f4 illustrator by mike March 4, 2005

illustrator 

an adobe computer program used by designers to create logos, postcards, business cards, pictures, drawings, etc. illustrator is popular because it uses vectors to create crisp clean edges that doesn't lose resolution when it is zoomed in on. Not a pretentious program
illustrator is a popular program used on mac.
illustrator by eazy-x February 13, 2008