IKWTAM 

I know what that acronym means / meant. When someone has to tell you what the abbreviation they just used means, and ultimately using more characters / key presses than they would have done just saying what they meant in the first place.

bob: you know, WAD. working as designed...
me: IKWTAM....

IKWTAM by docpaul June 6, 2011

Ikhtamnet 

Ikhtamnet (Ихтамнет), direct translation “They are not there” is a neologism for a Russian soldier or mercenary group (e.g. Wagner Group) whose deployment abroad is either denied or not officially acknowledged by the Russian government.

The term has gained popularity and has become a common name for Russian military personnel without insignia taking part in conflicts abroad.

Journalist: "Mr. Putin, we know Wagner and Russian soldiers are present in Crimea!!"
Putin: "They are not there."
Journalist: "But when Ukrainian soldiers tried to raise a Dirlewanger Brigade flag in Crimea, their men were shot down! Who would've done that if not for Wagner?!"
Putin: "They are not there."
Journalist: "Stop saying Ikhtamnet!"
Putin: "They are not there."

Ikhtamnet by MickTheGoat December 1, 2022

Ikhtamnet 

Pronunciation: EEKH-TAHM-NEE-EHT
Plural: ikhtamnets; ikhtamnety

Russian troops taking part in a military conflict in another country's territory whose presence is denied by the Russian government.

If evidence is presented that proves that these troops are, in fact, Russian, the Russian government comes up with the lamest excuse possible (usually saying that these troops have left the army years prior, and came into the conflict zone by their own will) in order to try and avoid international outrage and/or sanctions. This, of course, never works, because, to Russia's disappointment, people aren't generally stupid enough to fall for that.

The term gained popularity among the people of post-Soviet countries after Russia's annexation of Crimea and parts of Donbas.

The term comes from Russian "Их там нет" (They are not there).

Ukrainian general: Hey, we captured this guy near Donetsk, and he admitted on camera that he is currently serving in the Russian army! His papers also prove it! How do you explain that?!
Putin: What do you mean? That man hasn't been in the army since 2011! Here's a document proving it.
Ukrainian general: You're starting the whole "ikhtamnet" thing again, aren't you?

Ikhtamnet by Roman Shosirobe May 2, 2022

Iktamala 

A quiet girl but very friendly to everyone. Especially to her close friends, Iktamala is very warm and easy to listen to. Iktamala is loyal person to her relations…. Sometimes she can be an angry person because she feels her life is being disturbed by her friends who don't know herself. She is quite religious and very kind. Be obedient and polite to parents. What I see, Iktamala's good at economics and social, although sometimes lazy but Iktamala always does the task according to the target. Iktamala likes her quiet life, spending part time alone in one place.

Lv u, im so lucky to meet u

Me: “I need your advice, Iktamala!”
Iktamala: “Come here i am open for u anytime”

Iktamala by Your Lullabies November 22, 2021

Iktamala 

A quiet girl who is friendly to everyone. Although quiet, an Iktamala in the midst of her close friends becomes very warm and kind. Especially if there are friends who need a solution or just vent, Iktamala is ready to be a good listener. Iktamala is an innocent person compared to today's people but she is so smart, as far as I know she can be relied on in the economic and social fields. Iktamala was also a religious girl and polite to parents, obedient. I know sometimes Iktamala likes to be lazy, but every task she does is always right on target. She can be fierce and scary when someone unknowingly spoils her mood, but she's actually very soft. Iktamala really likes quiet situations, she spends a lot of time alone in a place and enjoys it.

I really love a person like Iktamala, she’s perfect in every way.

Me : “I need your advice, my day is messy”
Iktamala: “Please, come here. I’m open for you everytime”

Iktamala by Your Lullabies November 22, 2021

iktamala 

A quiet girl who is friendly to everyone. Although quiet, an Iktamala in the midst of her close friends becomes very warm and kind. Especially if there are friends who need a solution or just vent, Iktamala is ready to be a good listener. Iktamala is an innocent person compared to today's people but he is smart, as far as I know she can be relied on in the economic and social fields. She was also a religious man and polite to his parents, obedient. I know sometimes Iktamala likes to be lazy, but every task he does is always right on target. Iktamala can be fierce and scary when someone unknowingly spoils her mood, but she's actually very soft. Iktamala really likes quiet situations, she spends a lot of time alone in a place and enjoys it. I really love a person like Iktamala, she is perfect in every way.

Me: “I need your advice, Iktamala. My day is messy rn”
Iktamala: “Come here, I’m open for you everytime”

iktamala by Your Lullabies November 22, 2021

iktamala 

A quiet girl but friendly with everyone. Iktamala although quiet, can be very warm when with those closest to her. She can be a good listener and a good adviser. Her calm demeanor makes every friend she interacts be comfortable. Quite religious and polite with parents. However, I know Iktamala sometimes likes to be lazy, but every task she does is always right on target. Iktamala prefers solitude and serenity to spend time alone somewhere.

I am very lucky to meet Iktamala

iktamala by Yours mine November 23, 2021