IJB

Stands for I-Just-Burped.
Can be used when communicating via the computer, or the phone, and as a statement, when you think your burp has gone un-noticed.

'Yo Dudee! You'll never guess what?!;
'What?'
. . .
'IJB ^-^'

A: 'Hey!'
M: '*phone line goes quiet* Sorry, IJB.'
A: '. . . Niiiiiiice -_-'

IJB by Bella<3<3<3 December 31, 2010

IJBOT 

I just beat off to___.

IJBOT to the new Arcade Fire album!

IJBOT by Biff Di Beppo August 25, 2010

IJBOL 

I just burst out laughing

When someone says something extremely funny you can say IJBOL instead of LOL.

IJBOL by giveyabecky December 11, 2009

IJBML 

I just blew my load.

Peyton Manning just threw a touchdown pass to win! IJBML!!!

IJBML by justforfunsies September 10, 2012

IJBAL 

I Just Burst A Lung

Chloé: “she also going to the tanked university”
Mara: “TANKED UNIVERSITY IJBAL”

IJBAL by girlboss_69 July 5, 2023

ijbtfol 

i just busted the fuck out laughing
more emphasis on the term “ijbol”

similar to “lmfao” being an alternative to “lmao”

person 1: *sends funny post*
person 2: “ijbtfol”

ijbtfol by ijbolian August 20, 2023

IJBOL 

I Just Bonked Our Lonk

New York Post: "Gen Z cancelled LOL in favour of new acronym: IJBOL"

"Literally nobody says that LOL- I mean, IJBOL!"

IJBOL by Gay ballerhino August 20, 2023