Lonk

A "name" or "title" that means "The Aborted Legend"
"Hello, my name is (insert name) but you can call me Lonk."

"Damn, that man is a Lonk."

"Guys I'm Lonk!"
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Dude, fred has such a lonk!
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Dude, fred has such a lonk!
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Lonk

Another word for Portkey. You know, that thing in Harry Potter that people use when they're too lazy to use brooms.

Tis also a rather retarded, but amusing spelling of 'link'
M: OMG NEKKID SYLAR!
J: WHERE? 8D LONK, PLZ.
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A descriptive word used to call cool people.
Stu: Hey Paula you and Lesley are lonks!
Paula: Yes we're a right pair of lonkers!
by Bigstoo February 28, 2007
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Typographical error that means 'Link'
It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU.
House for a hunfred bucks!
lonk

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HEY THAT SHEEP IS NAMED LONK
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