Imminent Death Syndrome.

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

Impressive Dick Syndrome.

A fortunate disorder in males that gives them a very impressive dick.

Instantaneous Dumping Sensation. The feeling where you're fine one moment, and filled with dump in your intestines the next. No matter what you're doing, even sex, it causes you to have to sprint to the crapper as fast as you can. The need to relieve looms overhead when this occurs.

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Quite possibly the most boring and uninteresting work i have ever wasted my time and energy on. When its a big one, you feel like jumping out of the 12th story floor you are working on and taking the whole thing with you.

Itchy dick syndrome.

A male or hermaphrodite, with a itchy penis.

Imminent Death Syndrome.
To Bring Death Upon One's Self.
ie- I Am Going To Slit My Throat.