Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Ice Fishing

An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.

Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.

Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.

by Tek 9 December 22, 2008

Ice Fishing

Putting multiple ice cubes into a women's vagina then fucking her

Women: "Put ice cubes in my pussy then fuck me"

Man: " Isn't that ice fishing"

by Master Ice Fisher June 14, 2013

Ice Fishing

To go diamond shopping.

Female #1: "You know my man be taking me ice fishing at the mall this weekend....don't hate!"

Female #2 : "Lucky bitch!, my man ain't never take me ice fishing."

by Funky K Dog August 27, 2011

Ice Fishing

Finger fucking

Colby and Angela enjoy ice fishing in the public pool.

by AGrandy May 12, 2010

ice fishing

Having intercourse with an exceptionally 'frigid' woman.

she was o.k., though it was kinda like ice fishing.

by Pickman May 08, 2003

Ice fishing

The act of taking a fork or other utensil and fishing ice cubes to eat out of one's drink

Ardy needed a fork at the restaurant so that she could go ice fishing in her glass of water.

by gbdriver80 June 18, 2013