Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

Ice fishing by Blabooga December 15, 2020

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Ice Fishing

An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.

Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.

Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.

Ice Fishing by Tek 9 December 22, 2008

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Ice Fishing

Putting multiple ice cubes into a women's vagina then fucking her

Women: "Put ice cubes in my pussy then fuck me"

Man: " Isn't that ice fishing"

Ice Fishing by Master Ice Fisher June 13, 2013

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Ice Fishing

To go diamond shopping.

Female #1: "You know my man be taking me ice fishing at the mall this weekend....don't hate!"

Female #2 : "Lucky bitch!, my man ain't never take me ice fishing."

Ice Fishing by Funky K Dog August 29, 2011