Instant Boner Marker.
The acronym is pretty self explanatory. To be used to describe a hot chick. If she is hot enough to be an IBM, you will get a boner instantly.
The acronym is pretty self explanatory. To be used to describe a hot chick. If she is hot enough to be an IBM, you will get a boner instantly.
by fattymatty3000 June 26, 2011
IBM: Inches Below Minge. When describing how long a mini-/microskirt is - the number of inches below the minge, that the skirt stops.
1: Did you see that girl's skirt?!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!
by Minge Tickler May 4, 2010
by buddybacon October 24, 2005
A company whose Global Services consultants are some of the most arrogant and poorly trained technologists in the history of the world.
by x-IBMer August 16, 2003
ibm is an acronym for "international business machines." it is a widely known computer company.
ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.
despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.
ibm started quite a while ago - we could probably safely assume around the time of ENIAC, or earlier. they created a standard in computers (i.e., an ibm-compatible machine) and are still around.
despite ibm's age, they never broke up like ma bell.
by unusu-al May 23, 2004