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A future Apple product which they will market as a revolutionary product that takes digital photos, and which Apple followers will buy because they like all shiny Apple products.
(in the future)
Person 1: Yo dude, have you seen this new apple product called the iEye, it costs $5000, but I'm still going to buy it.

Person 2: What does it do?

Person 1: It's this completely new invention, it takes pictures!

Person 2: Dude, that was invented like 30 years ago, it's called a digital camera.
iEye by sbudqow June 8, 2011
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A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
I-Eye by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
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