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I suck at life
I suck at life by thisKid December 5, 2005
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i suck at editing.
i suck at editing. by VaxoDai March 23, 2021
i suck at pool
So if you lose 4 out of 5 to a Girl.... YOU SUCK AT POOL.
Perfect realized he was no longer Perfect when Svetlana kicked his ass in pool.
Svetlana: "What do you have to say for yourself?"
Perfect : "I suck at pool!"
Perfect realized he was no longer Perfect when Svetlana kicked his ass in pool.
Svetlana: "What do you have to say for yourself?"
Perfect : "I suck at pool!"
i suck at pool by Perfect December 6, 2006
I suck at facebook
I suck at facebook by eddie dounn January 23, 2009
I suck at life syndrome
Generally someone who absolutely sucks at life, and likes to stay inside for they are not allowed outside because otherwise they die due to an immune system failure, which also causes a nasal like voice quality.
I suck at life syndrome by Markey Murder April 30, 2008
i suck at replying
She leaves you on open. You ask her why. She says, “sorry i suck at replying.” Just know she’s lying and just doesn’t want to talk to you.
i suck at replying by littlecol May 21, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026