i like beans Share definition Flag A phrase that is shouted during a slight moment of madness or perhaps to bring a swift end to an awkward silence. Guy 1: "Dude I slept with your girlfriend, I'm sorry man." Guy 2: .......... Guy 1: "I LIKE BEANS!" i like beans by Dr Bean September 21, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the i like beans mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch