A version of "I don't care" which allows you to restate "I don't cae" each time someone corrects your grammar in the misspelling of "care" as "cae." This is a further sign that you do not in fact care.
Person 1: "Yeah you should really do (blank).
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 1: "You spelled care wrong."
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 2: "I don't cae"
Person 1: "You spelled care wrong."
Person 2: "I don't cae"
by MussoNothingWrongo October 3, 2020