*fine piece of
ass walks by*
Slavering
horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the
king of England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*