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its the longest sentence known to man both ways, saying it takes a long time and its like a prison sentence to some who cant cheat or be with any one else. and scared if he has a good woman or not who will do right but him.
will you take the love of your life who will always do right by you no matter what, forever no matter what? i do.... when you say it like that.
Ben: I love you

Chloe: I love you more
Ben: no you don't
Chloe: yes I do
I do by Your name September 3, 2021
Those cocksuskers (to the extent that they are aware of my existence) were perfectly find with me going without a paycheck and so is Bernie Sanders.
Hym "I do. I have already been doing it. I have already been going without a paycheck. And I watch Bernies shitty add where has asking for financial support and then immediately dropping out of the race and I think 'This much be why the politicals are so quick to protect the YouTubers. Because they're both fucking panhandlers and the panhandlers need to stick together. AT LEAST Trump doesn't take a paycheck. But here's the kicker. In the same way we can all decide who does and does not go without a paycheck... I (singularly) can decide who has to live without kids. And I don't necessarily know how these 2 facts intersect but they are interesting to consider."
I do by Hym Iam November 14, 2025

I do what I want, I'm punk rock 

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"
Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

I DO apologize 

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.
"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.
I DO apologize by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

I Do Stuff 

The art of doing or conducting extraneous unnameable activities of any means.
Acquaintance: What do you do for fun?
Me: I Do Stuff
I Do Stuff by Uncle Harris May 28, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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