I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!! 

A phrase used to win an argument. After said phrase is spoken, proceed to punch the opposing person in the stomach. The phrase was first coined in internet personality Linkara's review of the god-awful DC Elseworlds story "Superman: At Earth's End," when Superman (looking an awful lot like Santa Claus) shouts the phrase at chicken-headed android Ben Boxer, and then proceeds to punch Boxer's guts out.

(walks up to random person on the street) "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (punches said person in the stomach, possibly rupturing his/her intestines)

And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!! by OldeSchool November 25, 2010

I am a man who is wearing a hat 

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

I am a man who is wearing a hat by Daniel Kogel May 23, 2007

I am a giant man baby gay boy 

A phrase that you put as your friend's status when they forget to log out of their Facebook.

I forgot to log out of my facebook yesterday, and when i logged in this morning, my status was "I am a giant man baby gay boy."

I am a giant man baby gay boy by orofino high school January 26, 2011

I am a good man in a storm

Arizona Robbins

“I am a good man in a storm.” -Arizona Robbins, Grey’s Anatomy

I am a good man in a storm by Greys..Montgomery September 9, 2022

I am a good man 

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

I am a good man by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

i am no better than a man 

when a WOMEN looks at another WOMAN body parts. Such as their boobs and/or ass

*sees a tiktok where a women has her boobs out* looks respectfully and says “i am no better than a man”

i am no better than a man by mushierooms March 3, 2022

I am no better than a man 

Said by women “I am no better than a man”; meaning, since you’re attracted to men, I am no better than them as a woman.

“I am no better than a man” after seeing an attractive straight woman.

I am no better than a man by Je11yb34r September 14, 2022