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I'm not gay 

a comment used by insecure males to lead others in to believe that they are straight when they are actually bisexual, thereby making the comment true: a person who says "I'm not gay" is neither straight nor gay, but bisexual
Jimmy: "That guy just came up to me and said, 'I'm not gay, man'. I wonder why he would do that." Maura: "He was letting you know he was bisexual, dear. You should go back up to him and ask him if he would like to see a movie with you tonight."

John: "Peter, I was wondering. Uh..."
Peter: "JOHN, I'M NOT GAY!"
John: "Sweet! What time?"
Peter: "Maybe like six or something. I'll pick you up!"

Myron used the term "I'm not gay" in the wrong context and led a handsome young man into thinking he was bisexual when he was actually just gay.

After Devon told me he wasn't gay, I became excited, however he specified that he wasn't bi either. I became depressed.
I'm not gay by Randy Zitchit June 13, 2008

I'm Not Gay 

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.
Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"
I'm Not Gay by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023

I'm not gay seat 

The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.
I'm not gay seat by Grethe January 19, 2007

"i'm not gay" urinal 

The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.
I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" urinal open.
"i'm not gay" urinal by Jake Herman February 14, 2007

i'm not gay urinal 

The one urinal space 2 guys leave between them while pissing.
"I always leave an I'm not gay urinal when I use a public bathroom."