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I'm God fanfiction 

Fan fiction categorized by having a story based on another media as a fanfiction, but instead of the story keeping the same basic elements of the official/original media, the elements from the original media are changed completely in order to fit the writer's personal agenda.

These Fan fictions usually appear as stories that have the same characters in name an appearance of the official media, but the characterization is changed completely into something different in order to meet the writer's wants.

For Example:

A Naruto fan fiction that has Orochimaru characterized as a sweet, gentle, kind, and girly man.

SoulEater fanfiction that has Maka characterized as very girly and prissy.

Sonic fanfiction that has Sonic as a jerk.

Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God! 

A way of declaring your motivation or authority. Useful when said motivation or authority is questioned by someone.
Nikki: Why'd you throw out my stuff and start sleeping with my best friend

You: Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!

i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.
Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

I'm a god damn onion mason 

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"
Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"

oh my god i'm totally bi 

when you realize you're totally bi
rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

God I'm wonderful wall 

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.
Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.