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I'll be there in spirit

Aw, man, I can't make it to your shindig, but I'll be there in spirit!

I'll be there in 5 minutes 

Phrase | You actually say I'll be there in 5 hours

I'll be there soon 

Will be there at the most inconvenient time when you've assumed I am no longer coming.
6pm - I'll be there soon, just watering my plants.
4am - knock knock
I'll be there soon by ZenV01D November 1, 2018

I'll be there in a dime 

Way to tell someone you'll be there in 10 minutes.
Friend 1: Hey we're about to light up a bowl.

Friend 2: Alright! I'll be there in a dime!

oil up i'll be there in 5

Something random that often appears in YouTube texting shorts, pretty much means get ready to pull a Diddy with me
In a Youtube Texting Short:

"I am secretly a man"
"oil up i'll be there in 5"

i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5 

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever
person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!