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Dad, I’m hungry 

An underrated dad joke with a kid saying he’s hungry and his dad roasting his own child by calling him “Hungry” and making the child think his name is “Hungry”.
Dad, I’m hungry.
Hi hungry, I’m dad!
Dad, I’m hungry by juicyguyzer February 23, 2020

Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.
Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.

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Man, I'm hungry as shit

A code phrase invented by Kevin Hart's smartest dumbest friend Harry. It is used to avoid discussing topics that would get them in trouble with their wives/girlfriends.
Sam: So, how about last night at the club....

Chris: Man, I'm hungry as shit!

Sam: I'm not, I just ate. Man you was so....

Chris: Sammy! I said "Man, I'm hungry as shit!"

Sam: Why don't you get a footlong at Subway for $5?

Chris: Sammy! I said "MAN, I AM HUNGRY AS SHIT!!!!!"

Sam: Then why don't you eat that fine girl's pussy?

I'm Not Hungry Anymore 

A (beautiful, soulful) song that Marina And The Diamonds leaked 17 seconds of on July 16th, 2014.
There's no rush anymore/time's on my side/all my worries are gone/I'm enjoying the ride
- I'm Not Hungry Anymore snippet

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse

When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.
"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."