i can’t bangs with you

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018

i can’t bangs with you

I can’t hang with you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018

Oh, actually i can’t

Basically means “I would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that I said I was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow I’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ I would rather die, Watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but I’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“

You: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?

person who doesn’t wanna be there: Oh, actually I can’t

by That person there June 30, 2018

i can’t belive its not butter

The fucking stupidest shit u can name a product

I can’t belive its not butter!
Kys

by Lukiboss April 23, 2018

Guys I can’t stop pooping

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu

Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy

by Swiftfoul20 September 10, 2020

I can’t just do this anymore

I’m losing my mind.

I can’t just do this anymore.

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019