i know

funny catchphrase from that guy from family guy... you know the one i'm talking about

guy: I KNOW!

by werenotwhoresdammit July 11, 2008

i know

a terrible defenseless replying phrase used to make someone criticizing you feel retarded for doing so.

1: You are fucking retarded
2: i know
1:you don't do anything right
2:i know
1:Why are you proud of that

by gogogogogogogogo January 16, 2011

I know, I was there

An additional comment to be made after a that's what she said joke. It is often used by the person who fell victim to a that's what she said joke to turn it around, the victim usually being a male.

Rick: I'm glad I finished it. It was so hard!

Ben: That's what she said!

Rick: I know, I was there!

by That's what she said! 2.0 December 1, 2010

and i know it

questioning if a person really means what they say same as saying yeah right.

"I think im going to break up with him tonight"
response: "and I know it" yeah right!

by nikki February 23, 2005

I Know

1.
A commonly used term in Don't Speak. Don't Speak is a contraditionary language where phases and speach ofthen begins with Don't. Like "don't" when used in this language, this word means its opposite.

2.
The opposite of "I know" meaning "I don't know"

When slapped by girlfriend...
"I know why you slapped me"
Translation: Why did you slap me? Hooker!

"Dont I know why this guy got on mitch matched socks in public!"
Translation: Why does this idiot have on mitch matched socks?

by xCOBRA_CLUTCHx March 25, 2004

I Know

disbelief...... shock.... just like I know you didn't

I know that heffa did not just call me a ho!! Here Shaquan- hold my earring- I'ma tear that bitch up!!

by lady D April 24, 2005

I know what I know

..said when someone prefers their own definition after being given credible evidence to the contrary.

"Don't you try to tell me what that means, I know what I know!"

by CryptoFaz April 12, 2022